We may be heading for Peru so we decided to go ahead and get criminal mug shots because I am sure we will need them. We also had to go to the police station and get fingerprints to send in with our Visa Applications. I am looking at this woman and thinking that she will really blend in well with our good Peruvian neighbors.
And then there is me: I remember the last time we lived down there and I was checking in a video at the store. The new worker couldn't find my name under either Douglas or Earl. Finally one of the old-timers came from the back and said, his name is "gigante." That means giant in Spanish. That's my name and I am sticking to it.